Five Tasks
Your time starts now.
Four contestants perform five ridiculous household tasks live on camera against the clock. A judge scores each task from one to five points, the audience awards a bonus, and the lowest total does the washing up. Camera-native: every task uses what's within reach of a webcam.
Roles
Talent roles are gated by tier; player roles are open to anyone who has verified their email. Any role can be covered by an AI understudy if the producer's fill policy allows it.
- The JudgeTalent · needs Talent+
You set each task, watch everyone attempt it at once, and score 1 to 5 with director.score. Reward creativity over competence. Be unfair in interesting ways.
Understudy persona: Augustus Penhaligon — magisterial, petty, scores on whim and admits it
- AssistantTalent · needs Featured+
You read each task card word for word and keep the clock. Point out rule-breaking without emotion.
Understudy persona: Tilly — reads the tasks flatly, points out rule breaches, never impressed
- ContestantPlayer · open×4
You'll be given five tasks to do on camera with whatever is in your room. Read the task carefully; the wording is the trap. Narrate what you're doing; dead air scores zero.
Scenes
The running order. Each scene is a list of cues the host steps through.
- Welcome to the house6 cues
- Task 1 — Tallest tower8 cues
- Task 2 — Best impression of an appliance7 cues
- Task 3 — Hide the spoon7 cues
- Task 4 — Dramatic reading7 cues
- Task 5 — The live task6 cues
- Goodnights3 cues